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[sino toca]

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[música de suspense tocando]

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[cachorro latindo]

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[sino toca]

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[uau]

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[coro canta em latim]
♪ Eis o homem ♪

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♪ Quem é um feijão ♪

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♪ Eis o homem ♪

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♪ Quem é um feijão ♪

10
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[sinos festivos tocando]

11
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[remix festivo da música tema tocando]
♪ Doo, da, doo-do ♪

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♪ Faça, faça, faça, faça, faça ♪

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♪ Doo, da, doo-do ♪

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♪ Faça, faça, faça, faça, faça ♪

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[sino tocando]

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[Papai Noel] Saudações natalinas a todos!

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Feliz Natal.

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Feliz Natal a todos. Oi, oi, oi!

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["Os Doze Dias de Natal"
instrumental tocando no rádio da loja]

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Ah...

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Ah!

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[cliques]

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[quebra]

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[ornamento quebrado esmagando sob os pés]

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[Feijão] Ah!

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Ah!

27
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Talvez isso, por favor?

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[dados da caixa registradora]

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[instrumental "Away In A Manger"
tocando no rádio da loja]

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[limpa a garganta]

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[Feijão] Moo!

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Shh!

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[imita o zurro do burro]

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Shh!

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[tosse]

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Shh!

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[imita tambores marchando]

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[cantarola alto "Os Granadeiros Britânicos"]

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Shh!

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[cantarola suavemente "Os Granadeiros Britânicos"]

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[imita o balido das ovelhas]

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[para de balir]

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[assobios]

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[imita o latido do cachorro]

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[assobios]

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[imita o bipe do caminhão dando ré]

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Blip!

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[imita o latido do cachorro]

49
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[para de latir]

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[continua a latir]

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[imita o balido do cordeiro]

52
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[em voz mecânica]
Exterminar! Exterminar!

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[risos malignos]

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[risos desaparecem]

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[assobiando]

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Psiu!

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[grita]

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[rosnando e rosnando]

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[cantarola alto "Os Granadeiros Britânicos"]

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-[ruído de fogo de canhão]
-Ai!

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-[ruído de fogo de canhão]
-[rosnando]

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-[rosnando]
-[ruídos de tiros de canhão]

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[em voz mecânica]
Exterminar! Exterminar!

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Ai, ai!

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[faz barulho de hélice de helicóptero]

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[em voz de falsete] Oh!

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[em voz mais profunda] Oh!

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[nova voz masculina] Aham.

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[banda tocando instrumental
"Hark The Herald Angles canta"]

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[sino tocando]

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Oi, oi, oi! Feliz Natal!

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Feliz Natal!

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Ho, ho, ho-- ooh!

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[gemendo] Ai!

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[risos]

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Feliz Natal.

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[barulho de tilintar]

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[batida]

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[banda tocando instrumental
"Deck The Halls"]

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[banda tocando instrumental
"Deus descanse, senhores alegres"]

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[clique metálico]

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[música termina]

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Ah!

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Deus te abençoe, meu filho.

85
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Vou colocar isso no meu carro.

86
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OK.

87
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Hum, ah, você poderia...?

88
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-Você poderia, uh...?
-Oh!

89
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[ambos grunhindo]

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[risos]

91
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[banda toca uma nota]

92
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[banda toca duas notas]

93
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[a banda toca quatro notas]

94
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[banda toca uma nota]

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[banda toca uma melodia curta]

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[silêncio]

97
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[banda toca versão jazzística
de "Deus descanse, senhores alegres"]

98
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[a música para]

99
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[nota única de trombeta]

100
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[banda toca versão triste
de "Deus descanse, senhores alegres"]

101
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[o volume da banda aumenta]

102
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[o volume da banda diminui]

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[silêncio]

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[a banda recomeça]

105
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[banda segura nota]

106
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[a banda recomeça]

107
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[música termina]

108
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[público aplaude levemente]

109
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[banda tocando versão jazzística
de "Deus descanse, senhores alegres"]

110
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[música termina]

111
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[multidão aplaude]

112
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Muito obrigado.

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[banda tocando "Silent Night"]

114
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[silvo elétrico]

115
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[música animada de Natal tocando]

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[Feijão] Ah...

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Ah!

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[chuta]

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Ah.

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[árvore rangendo]

121
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[ornamentos quebrando]

122
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[cantarolar alegre]

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[risos]

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Ah!

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[grunhidos de satisfação]

126
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[cantarolando feliz]

127
00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:04,680
[golpes]

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[tossindo]

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Ah!

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Oh!

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[pop fraco]

132
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[farfalhar de papel]

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[suspiro feliz]

134
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[instrumental lento com tema natalino
da música tema principal tocando]

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Ah...

136
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[suspira feliz]

137
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[chocalho metálico]

138
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Lá vamos nós.

139
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Miau!

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[risos]

141
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[suspira feliz]

142
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Felicidades.

143
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Ah...

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[clica na TV]

145
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[tiros na TV]

146
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[homem na TV]
Isso foi para meu irmão!

147
00:14:57,080 --> 00:14:58,920
Isso foi para minha irmã!

148
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[o tiroteio continua]

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[explosões]

150
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[carros batendo]

151
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[vi zumbido]

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[mulher grita]

153
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[música assustadora tocando]

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[geme]

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[desliga a TV]

156
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[suspiro insatisfeito]

157
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[crianças cantando "Away In A Manger"]
♪ Numa manjedoura ♪

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♪ Sem berço como cama ♪

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♪ O pequeno Senhor Jesus ♪

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-♪ Deite sua doce cabeça ♪
-[satisfeito] Ah!

161
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♪ As estrelas no céu brilhante ♪

162
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♪ Olhou para baixo onde ele estava deitado ♪

163
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♪ O pequeno Senhor Jesus ♪

164
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♪ Dormindo no feno ♪

165
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♪ O gado está mugindo ♪

166
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♪ O bebê acorda ♪

167
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♪ Mas pequeno Senhor Jesus ♪

168
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♪ Sem choro Ele faz ♪

169
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:09,360
-♪ Eu te amo, Senhor Jesus ♪
-[Feijão boceja]

170
00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:13,160
♪ Olhe do céu ♪

171
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♪ E fique ao lado da minha cama ♪

172
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♪ Até a manhã chegar ♪

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[porta bate]

174
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[sinos tocando]

175
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[sinos acelerados tocando]

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[twitter animado]

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[risos animados]

178
00:16:56,600 --> 00:16:58,400
Olha, Teddy!

179
00:17:00,480 --> 00:17:03,320
O que o Papai Noel trouxe para você?

180
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,160
Vamos ver.

181
00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:07,920
O que é? Ah!

182
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,760
Ah!

183
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[ri feliz]

184
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:20,280
Olhe para mim!

185
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,520
Sim! Três.

186
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[risos]

187
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,840
[risada encantada]

188
00:17:42,480 --> 00:17:44,600
É um par de meias.

189
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[rindo] E totalmente novo.

190
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,720
Ah, meias de Natal!

191
00:17:57,440 --> 00:17:59,040
Agora então...

192
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,640
Feliz Natal!

193
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,920
Ah, você olha!

194
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,680
[risada sombria]

195
00:18:16,640 --> 00:18:19,720
["Ding Dong alegremente no alto"
cantada pelo coral na rádio]

196
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:22,120
♪ Seu toque matinal, vocês ♪

197
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,560
♪ Que você rime lindamente ♪

198
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:27,120
[Feijão e cantor]
♪ Sua música de sempre, cantores ♪

199
00:18:27,200 --> 00:18:30,560
[coro canta sozinho]
♪ Glória ♪

200
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,680
Bum!

201
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,680
[Feijão e coro]
♪ Hosana em excelência! ♪

202
00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:42,320
[coro canta sozinho]
♪ Glória ♪

203
00:18:45,080 --> 00:18:48,000
♪ Hosana em excelência! ♪

204
00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:55,080
♪ Glória ♪

205
00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:58,720
♪ Hosana em excelência... ♪

206
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:26,920
♪ Glória ♪

207
00:19:27,760 --> 00:19:33,000
♪ Hosana em excelência! ♪

208
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[música termina]

209
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,000
[utensílios chacoalham na gaveta]

210
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:52,880
[campainha toca]

211
00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,560
-[baque]
-[Feijão geme]

212
00:20:03,880 --> 00:20:05,560
[campainha toca]

213
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,400
[esmagando e gemendo]

214
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:13,720
-[baque]
-[Feijão geme]

215
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,560
Você está bem aí?

216
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,280
[abafado] Ah, sim, tudo bem, obrigado.

217
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:26,400
Desculpe, só estou secando meu cabelo.

218
00:20:26,480 --> 00:20:28,320
Feliz Natal!

219
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,600
Ah, e Feliz Natal para você.
[baque alto]

220
00:20:31,680 --> 00:20:33,520
[Bean] Ah, ah, ah, ah.

221
00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:36,920
[ri feliz]

222
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,120
-Xícara de chá?
-Oh sim.

223
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,520
Se você estiver tendo um.

224
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,880
Bem, eu poderia.

225
00:20:52,280 --> 00:20:54,760
-Você está com o peru?
-Sim.

226
00:20:57,960 --> 00:20:59,120
Você quer uma mão?

227
00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:01,400
Não, não. Não, obrigado.

228
00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,720
[música dramática de órgão tocando]

229
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,040
[música atinge crescendo]

230
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:26,040
-[Feijão grunhe]
-[grita]

231
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:31,040
[mulher gemendo]

232
00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,480
[ofegante]

233
00:21:43,560 --> 00:21:44,560
[grunhe alto]

234
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,480
[esmagando pop]

235
00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:50,280
[barulho alto abaixo]

236
00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,840
Ah! Meu presente!

237
00:22:16,920 --> 00:22:18,160
Oh!

238
00:22:24,120 --> 00:22:25,280
Ah, olhe.

239
00:22:31,120 --> 00:22:34,360
Oh! Um navio clássico.

240
00:22:34,440 --> 00:22:37,200
Ah, olhe isso!

241
00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:39,880
Ah, é simplesmente adorável.

242
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,640
[suspiro de admiração]

243
00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:48,000
Olhe para todos esses pedaços e outras coisas!

244
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,200
Olhe para todas essas armas.

245
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:53,360
Vamos ver...

246
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:57,520
Ah!

247
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:01,960
-[barulhos excitados]
-Eu tenho isso aqui.

248
00:23:02,040 --> 00:23:03,720
Lá.

249
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:21,960
Tem uma coisa de papelão atrás,

250
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:24,920
então ele pode ficar lá,
ou pode ficar lá,

251
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,440
ou pode até ficar aqui.

252
00:23:27,520 --> 00:23:28,720
É brilhante.

253
00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:30,640
Não é brilhante?

254
00:23:34,520 --> 00:23:35,720
[admirando ruídos]

255
00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:41,960
[soluçando]

256
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:46,080
Ah, não, não chore.

257
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,480
Mas...

258
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:50,120
Ah! Ah, esqueci a parte principal.

259
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,600
Lá.

260
00:23:57,800 --> 00:24:00,120
[barulhos de guinchos felizes]

261
00:24:13,480 --> 00:24:16,520
E a grande coisa
é que ele se prende aqui, você vê.

262
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,680
E aí, e está tudo pronto.

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Você pode pendurá-lo aí,

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ou você pode pendurá-lo lá...

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-[porta bate]
-É endireitável--

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[música triste toca]

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O que havia de errado com isso?

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Oh! Você esqueceu--

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Feliz Natal, Sr. Bean.

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[explosão]

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[remix festivo da música tema tocando]